Thursday, November 26, 2009

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

diwali sms.diwali message

hanste muskurate hue tum deep jalana,
jeevan main nayi khushiya lana.
dukh dard apne bhool kar,
sabko gale lagana .
wish you a happy diwali.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

funny story

To check your dog's normal Ram Singh animals brought to the doctor. The doctor said that her dog's weight has increased. Ram singh he advised, "you have to reduce your dog's diet, as well as taking you to come back with her bowl and play games."
Ram Singh listening to the doctor, "It is impossible. I can not play with your dog. "
"Why not?" Surprised and asked the doctor.
Ram Singh replied, "because he does not throw the ball."

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Funny SMS,SMS Jokes

EK Shadishuda aadmi ladkiya ke samne dekh raha tha .
Kisi ne objection kiya .
Usne jawab diya kya upvas ho to menu card bhi nahi dekh sakta.

Monday, May 11, 2009

dost sms

College se bunk karvate hai dost. Raah chalte ko bevkuf banate hai dost. Fruit beer bolke daaru pilate hai dost. par kuch b kaho saale bahut yaad aate ha dost.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Love Shayari

jatt ne 1 bihari se pucha ladki patana mehnat ka kaam hai ya mazze ka?

Bihari : " Mazze ka", Kyunki agr ye mehnat ka kaamhota to aap ye b humse karwate.

Hindi SMS,hindi Shayri

bahut dair k baad train chali
muslim bola ya ali !
hindu bola jai bajrangbali !
sardar bola kaya ali kya bali
o ullu train to baju wali chali.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Monday, February 16, 2009

Funny SMS Messages

Jaag rhe ho to sms bhejo.
Ek sms se mera kya hoga or bhejo.
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Sara Sara Din tenu kam naal pyar dosta
kaabi kar tu saada ve khyal dosta,
Assi teri yaad vich khud nu bhoolaye baithey,
kadi puchh le tu saada ve haal dosta.