funny jokes,fool sms,

accident hua, Bheed lag gyi,

Santa ko aage aane ka mouka nai mil rha tha,

Santa chillaya -haye-mera-bapu!!!

Sbne use aage jane diya dekha to kutta mra pda tha......

I hate love story, Chuhe Billi Sms

chuhe ko billi ligi gori

done milne lge chori chori

chuha bola a gori

a Khele ankh micholi

Billi chuhe ko mar k khayi or boli

" I HATE LOVE STORY "

Mother's day sms ,mother sms

Different Styles of saying Gud Night:-
Dad –Gd 9t son…..
Frnd – gud nyt Kamine.
GF- gud nyt baby…
Lovr- Gd nyt Jann.
But Mom- Susu karke Sona Beta…..Mom Rocks.
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Maa tab bhi roti thi jab beta khana nahi khata tha
or
maa aaj bhi roti h jab beta khane ko nahi deta
Isko itna forward karo
ke koi maa kabhi bhuki na soye ……Jago India Jago

funny sms,santa banta sms,

Sardar ko sapne mein kisi ladki ne chappal mari.
30 din tak sardar bank nahi gya ….!
Kyo ki bank me likha tha …..” Hum apke sapno ko hakikat mein badalte hai”.

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roye hum is kadar unki laash se lipatkar ke laash khud uthkar boli
LE TU MARLE, Pehle……..

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Pappu Swamiji koi aisa job batao jaha muje kaam na karna pade.
Log apna kaam khud kare,aur mujhe paise bhi de.
Swamiji: Jaao beta “ Sulabh Shouchalay Khol lo”.

friendship day sms,friendship sayari,sad sms

Aakjho ki saja tab tak jab tak dedar na ho.
Dil ki saja tab tak jab tak yaar na ho,
Ye Zindgi bhi ek saza hai
jab tak kisi se pyar na ho.
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Zindagi is tarah basar hoti ,
Ki har khushi meri humsafar hoti,
Tum mere safar ki manzil ho,
Kaash tumko bhi ye khabar hoti .
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Dosti k baad mohabbat ho sakti hai
Magar mohabbat k baad dosti nahi ho sakti,
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Dawa mout se pahle hi asar karti hai Mout k bad nahi.
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Is duniya mein dost kam milenge,
Har kahin gham hi gham milenge ,
Jahan duniya nazar fer legi tumse ,
Us mod pe khade temhe hum milenge.
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Hr subah ko apni sanso me rakho,
Hr sham ko apni baason me rakho,
Hr jeet apki hi hai bas,
Apni manzil ko
Apni nigaho me rakho.
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holi sms,happy holi

Aaj nahi to kal Holi ka tyohar hoga Pathar k dil ko bhi Mom se ppyar hoga .
Ja mere SMS nere pyare dost ko Happy Holi Bol “ Unko Mere SMS ka intezar hoga.

holi sms

swarg se Inder ,
himalya se Shiv ,
aaksh se Brahma ,
Sagar se Vishnu ,
evm Prathvi se kud hum apko 1 din pahle holi wish karte hain.
"""""""" Happy Holi """"""""""
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Isse phle holi ki sham ho jaye ,
Bheed me shamil hamara b nam ho jaye,
Kyu na holi ki abhi se RAM - RAM ho jae.
````# # # Happy Holi # # #````
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Daru ki Khushbu, Gutke ki mithas,
Ganje Ki roti or charas ka Saag ,
Bhaang k pakode or wills ka pyar,
Mubarak ho aappko " Nashediyo " ka tyohar .
* ^ * ^ Happy Holi * ^ * ^
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lohri sms ,

“HAPPY LOHRI” be careful from other duplicate wishers.
I am only Authorized ISO 9001-2001 Certified Distributor of wishes.

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Rewari ghachak ki khushbu mungfali ki bahar aane wala hai lhori k tyohar
Thodi si masti thodasa pyar 1 dine pehle mubark ho aapko lohri ka tyohar.

santa banta sms jokes

A sardar was making the omlet .He broken the egg, but it was empty.
He got angry and said “ ghor kalyug aa gaya hai, ab murgiyan bhi abortion karwane lagi.

Makar Sakranti sms,Makar Sakranti

chandan ki khushbhu resham ka haar
savan ki saugandh barish ki fuhar
dil ki ummide apno ka pyaar
Mubarak ho apko “ Makar Sakranti ” Ka tyohar !

Friendship and Love Sms

Log kehte hai ki 40,000 ka royal paint lagaya tohghar rangeen dikhta hai .
Pagal hai yaar, aare 400 ki royal stag piyo sara shehar rangeen dikhega …..cheers!

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Thoda sa dil ko udas kar liya karo
Humse dur hone ka ehsaas kar liya karo
Hamesha hum hiyaad karte hai pehle
Kabhi aap bhi pehle yaad kar liya karo.

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Kanch chube to zakhm reh jata hai,
Dil tute to arman reh jata hai,
Laga deta hai waqt marham dill parr
phir b umar bhar nishan reh jata hai

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Friendship SMS Shayari

Thoda khaab thodi hakikat ho tum, Dosti ki har jarurat ho tum ,
Jise roj sms karne ka dill kare, wahi ajeeb musibat ho tum .

Hindi SMS & Shayri

Ek Bar ek ladka doob raha tha.
Usne kaha ganesh g bachao.
Itne me ganesh g prakat huye aur nachne lage.
To ladke ne puch kyo nach raheho.
Ganesh G ne kaha sale nere visarjan me tum nachte ho isliya .aaj mera number hai.

Santa Banta Jokes ,Funny SMS Shayri

Ek Kabootar Car se Takrake Behose ho gaya ,
Car wala use ghar laya aur pinzare me rakhdiya,
Jab Kabootar ko hosh aaya aaaaaaila Jail !
Wo car wala mar gaya Kya ?

Valentines Day,Valentines Day SMS

Data sheet aa gyi h tayari shuru kr do
7 Rose day
8 Propose Day
9 Chochlate Day
10 Teddy Day
11 Promise Day
12 Kiss Day
13 Hug Day
14 Valentine’s Day