holi sms

swarg se Inder ,
himalya se Shiv ,
aaksh se Brahma ,
Sagar se Vishnu ,
evm Prathvi se kud hum apko 1 din pahle holi wish karte hain.
"""""""" Happy Holi """"""""""
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Isse phle holi ki sham ho jaye ,
Bheed me shamil hamara b nam ho jaye,
Kyu na holi ki abhi se RAM - RAM ho jae.
````# # # Happy Holi # # #````
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Daru ki Khushbu, Gutke ki mithas,
Ganje Ki roti or charas ka Saag ,
Bhaang k pakode or wills ka pyar,
Mubarak ho aappko " Nashediyo " ka tyohar .
* ^ * ^ Happy Holi * ^ * ^
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lohri sms ,

“HAPPY LOHRI” be careful from other duplicate wishers.
I am only Authorized ISO 9001-2001 Certified Distributor of wishes.

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Rewari ghachak ki khushbu mungfali ki bahar aane wala hai lhori k tyohar
Thodi si masti thodasa pyar 1 dine pehle mubark ho aapko lohri ka tyohar.

santa banta sms jokes

A sardar was making the omlet .He broken the egg, but it was empty.
He got angry and said “ ghor kalyug aa gaya hai, ab murgiyan bhi abortion karwane lagi.

Makar Sakranti sms,Makar Sakranti

chandan ki khushbhu resham ka haar
savan ki saugandh barish ki fuhar
dil ki ummide apno ka pyaar
Mubarak ho apko “ Makar Sakranti ” Ka tyohar !

Friendship and Love Sms

Log kehte hai ki 40,000 ka royal paint lagaya tohghar rangeen dikhta hai .
Pagal hai yaar, aare 400 ki royal stag piyo sara shehar rangeen dikhega …..cheers!

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Thoda sa dil ko udas kar liya karo
Humse dur hone ka ehsaas kar liya karo
Hamesha hum hiyaad karte hai pehle
Kabhi aap bhi pehle yaad kar liya karo.

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Kanch chube to zakhm reh jata hai,
Dil tute to arman reh jata hai,
Laga deta hai waqt marham dill parr
phir b umar bhar nishan reh jata hai

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Friendship SMS Shayari

Thoda khaab thodi hakikat ho tum, Dosti ki har jarurat ho tum ,
Jise roj sms karne ka dill kare, wahi ajeeb musibat ho tum .

Hindi SMS & Shayri

Ek Bar ek ladka doob raha tha.
Usne kaha ganesh g bachao.
Itne me ganesh g prakat huye aur nachne lage.
To ladke ne puch kyo nach raheho.
Ganesh G ne kaha sale nere visarjan me tum nachte ho isliya .aaj mera number hai.

Santa Banta Jokes ,Funny SMS Shayri

Ek Kabootar Car se Takrake Behose ho gaya ,
Car wala use ghar laya aur pinzare me rakhdiya,
Jab Kabootar ko hosh aaya aaaaaaila Jail !
Wo car wala mar gaya Kya ?

Valentines Day,Valentines Day SMS

Data sheet aa gyi h tayari shuru kr do
7 Rose day
8 Propose Day
9 Chochlate Day
10 Teddy Day
11 Promise Day
12 Kiss Day
13 Hug Day
14 Valentine’s Day